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Leigh sacó en Diciembre (como venía siendo costumbre con la salida de cada libro) un resumen/impresiones sin destripes de A Memory of Light.
Se supone que es una secuencia de los sentimientos que experimentaba según leía el libro. No tiene spoilers per se pero puede dar pistas, indicaciones de algunas de las cosas que ocurren en el libro. Avisados quedáis.
|Leigh escribió: |
|“A familiarity,” indeed. Very funny, Team Jordan.
Geez, no consent issues here. I am not sure a proportional response is always actually proportional, you guys! What the hell?
Dammit, dammit, no, don’t agree, don’t agree to – DAMMIT. Well, there goes the neighborhood. You MORON. (Maybe?)
I have definitely been on the Internet too long, because everything I’m coming up with to comment on/wonder about re: this is SO not fit for polite company. Y’all would be SCANDALIZED. …Wait, what am I talking about, most of you have been on the Internet just as long, you’re just as bad. Never mind.
Hah, so sure of that theory, were you? Well, so were a lot of people. So much for that!
His pocket? Seriously?
And here would be where I get choked up for the first time. I suspect it will not be the last.
DAMN STRAIGHT, MAN. Thank you.
…Yup, here’s Choked Up Incident #2.
Huh. It just keeps coming back to truth, doesn’t it.
Wow, I totally forgot that ______ didn’t actually know that. And yes, dude, your timing sucks balls. Sheesh.
And here’s Choked Up Incident #3, and over a sparring session!
God, they are so WEIRD. I totally don’t know how to feel about this relationship. But then, apparently neither do they, so that’s… all right? I guess?
Holy crap, THROW IT AWAY RIGHT NOW ARE YOU CRAZY. …Wait, stupid question.
*blink* *blink* Well, I’ll be damned. Mentioned twice, even! I’m not sure if that’s a sop to shut me up or a nod that I was right, or both, but I don’t care, because awesome. The most likely option, of course, is that it didn’t have a damn thing to do with me at all, and ultimately it is totally irrelevant anyway, but I don’t care, because thank you. I am Pleased.
AHAHAHA. Just in case there were any trolls out there still insisting on it, eh?
God, FINALLY. Also: whoever had that development in the betting pool is gonna make a mint, yo. It wasn’t me, but that’s probably because I didn’t bother to guess.
Hey, don’t you know you’ll go blind if you do that? Heh heh.
Uh. Is that who I think it is? Because whooooa.
What? Are you kidding me? That is the worst name EVER! Ugh! I protest! I stomp my foot in your general terrible-nomenclaturing direction! Gah!
Learned a new word: abatis. Also, ouch.
Well, that wasn’t tense or anything. Also: PREACH IT, SISTER.
WHAAAAAT. That seriously can’t be right. …Can it? [later] Well, okay, I was right that it wasn’t right, go me, but that sucks almost as badly! Gah!
This would be one of those points in a story where there is really only one applicable phrase, and that phrase is oh shit.
Hey, no, that is NOT COOL. Whhhhyyy do you suck so much, seriously?
Ah, damn. Well, one prophecy fulfilled.
Ha ha ha, really? That is hilarious. I sort of feel like it is cheating. Actually there is no “sort of” about it, it is totally cheating, but it’s also kind of awesome in its blatant cheatiness. Or something. I am Amused.
*wide eyes* Now that would be a thing to see. Daaaaamn.
Well, there’s a finally dropped shoe that came out of bloody nowhere. I have no idea whether to be annoyed or pleased. [later] Oh. Well, that’s okay then. Good for you!
Holy Law of Conservation of Characters, Batman! When was the last time we saw ________,
ZOMG they are adorable. That is probably disturbing. It should be disturbing! Why isn’t this disturbing? STOP BEING SO CUTE DAMMIT YOU’RE CONFUSING ME
Yeah, well, dude, what did you expect? That wasn’t bringing a knife to a gun fight; that was bringing a knife to a Global Thermonuclear Warfare fight. Sheesh. Also: Damn. That sucks.
Well. That… that sucked more. Like, a lot. Wow.
And that sucked too. Clearly I have come to the portion where things suck, a lot.
Oh, yeah, that’s going to go well. [later] …Aaand it really, really didn’t. Toldja.
That is not how I expected that prophecy to be fulfilled. Awesome.
Well, jeez. Things can stop sucking anytime now! [later] Oh. Never mind. Sort of.
AHAHAHA. It’s like Alias, except without the blue rubber dresses. And less government oversight. And with, you know, magic. Okay, so it’s not really anything like Alias, but it was damn funny anyway.
Okay, it is RIDICULOUS that I just had Choked Up Incident #4 over this, but – but – NOOOOOO. Not fair! The sads, I have all of them right now.
…And so this wasn’t Choked Up Incident #5, so much as it was straight-up actual crying.
Wow, that was perfect. That was perfect.
You’re just going to have to imagine me flailing at this point, because I have no idea how to textually encompass my reaction to this revelation. Or to this entire scene, really, but especially that bit. I would almost have to *headdesk* at it, except for how diabolically clever it was. How can something be so awesome and piss me off so much in the same breath? Holy shit!
NO WAY. OMG YAY. Sorry, must clap like a seal for a moment, brb. Also, how did I not see that coming? My hindsight, she is so 20/20!
Oh, yeah. I was wondering when they would show up. Not that I’m particularly thrilled that they’re here, of course.
*falls over laughing* Oh my God, that is hilarious. And somewhere a certain someone is saying SO THERE, IT WAS RELEVANT, WASN’T IT. Touché, Team Jordan. Touché.
Holy crap, it’s like Jack-in-the-Box! Except with lots and lots of death! Awesome!
WELP, WE ALL KNEW THIS WAS COMING. But fortunately not in the way we were – expecting? Sort of? …And that does divide up nicely this way, doesn’t it. Well done.
Sacar vuestras propias conclusiones/teorías/paranoias pero a mí me a dejado "acojonaíto"
PD: Luego si eso me apunto a la guerra de destripes pero primero a sobar, que llevo como 10 horas terminando un trabajo y se me caen los párpados a plomo
PD2: Mejor lo pongo en destripe...